Do you have more fun scrapping dead corpses off a highway then bopping whilst a smart arse dj wanks all over the turn tables? Disappointed by unimaginative closet cases who take offense at rants about bodily fluids?! Over getting looked down on by prudes who don't appreciate your clandestine lust for midgets? Is the expense of supplying under dressed babes with sufficient cocktails to overcome their delusions of modesty leaving you poor, itchy and marinated in fake tan?

Special Price for Messy Crew $5.00 discount on current ticket price!

Tickets

YFY MESSY NYD $25 Ticket $25.00 YFY MESSY NYD $30 Ticket $30.00 YFY MESSY NYD $35 Ticket $35.00

Messy Creations has secured a warehouse for Christmas night. It's slightly south of the river though only a km or so, five minutes walk from South Yarra train station. Well be rocking from 9pm so when you have had enough Turkey and Uncle Lewis has done your head in come an celebrate Christmas with your mates messy style! More details to be confirmed in the next couple of days sign-up to the event or the messy creations mailing list to stay in the loop.

Some photos online now from the party. Thanks Rita! http://www.messycreations.com/index.php/v/messy-ninth/?q=gallery If you have some photos of the gig or the last gig at Dazzeland please get in touch by emailing contact@messycreations.com, free entry to the next gig for people who contribute photos to the site.

Messy Creations now has a Soundcloud group so you can easily listen to and download mixes from all the messy creations artists.

Warehouse party - Saturday October 3rd

Its birthday time again! Warming up for the big one next year. More information in the next couple of days, put it in your diary:-)

Somehow, after all the burnt synapses, failing livers, knee and hip replacements, hair regrowth surgery, botox, bedpans, pregnancy scares and zombie virus infections grandma Messy's ole pacemaker is still beating on. After a few jump starts with the home-made defibrilator, the batteries have finally been replaced she's ready to celebrate another year of shonky backroom deals and wonky frontroom booty shaking at bargain basement prices.

Come join us on October 3rd as the resident purveyors of fine trash get up for another dance as we drive blindly onwards into the ever impeding doom that is one full decade of Messiness.

Messy Creations Warehouse Party - Friday 17th of July

For all those who'd never known the joys of autoerotic asphyxiation if it weren't for Michael Hutchence and David Carradine, take the Tijuana Taxi south of the border. Here, amongst the shantytown colonias, nestles a coven of glamour, passed yet still present.